Sometimes being single is the best thing in the world. Other times, it’s a social obstacle course with awkward interactions left and right. And no situation is more challenging than waking up the morning after with a not-so-sexy stranger. But fret no more, these foolproof exit strategies should get you outta there in a flash.
1. Start crying about how good it feels to be loved again.
I’ve been so lonelyyyy until YOU came along! Gif via giphy.com
2. Get your cuddle on as soon as physically possible.
Come here, you! Gif via giphy.com
3. Call your parents and friends in front of your partner and tell them you just scored.
Hey, mom! Guess what JUST happened?? Gif via giphy.com
4. Put down cash on the bedside table as “taxi money.”
No, thank YOU! Gif via giphy.com
5. Update your Facebook relationship status while you’re still in bed.
Stalk ya later! Gif via giphy.com
6. Start crying. Again. This time about how ashamed you feel.
I just feel so dirty! Gif via giphy.com
7. Walk out of there like a boss.
B be OUT. Gif via giphy.com
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